Meme

As seen at Jesse's and LB's.

DO YOU SNORE?
It's been known.

ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Honestly cannot decide.

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Heh, it was alreet.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV?
I take it the author of this meme dosn't rate it too highly. A little less of the "bunny ears", eh?

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
I chew anything.

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I was born with a fringer like Hitler's. So no.

IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
What a question. Am not tempting fate by answering either way.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Cream.

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Not generally.

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No.

ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Well, kinda-ish.

WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Wish I hadn't started this meme, it's shit. Ideal vacation. Under Boyfriend.

CAN YOU SWIM?
I can.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
Haven't even heard of it.

DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Well it's a funny thing. I care enough to.... do you know, I do fuck all actually. No, I recycle.

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
Anyone thinking of that Lil Kim song right now, "How many licks does it take to get to the centre of the (oh....)"?

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Can I SING it? Why 'sing' it?

DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
Last time I used a pencil..... no, can't remember.....

WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Against it, but dude, they should NOT have made it illegal. That was off, that.

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Well, I like to think so.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Noooooo.

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Coca Cola. Doesn't stop me though.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU” ?
Couple of hours ago.

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Depressing fact: been to more young peope's funerals than weddings.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Smashed on John Prescott's face.

ARE BLONDES DUMB?
No.

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Sacrificed.

WHAT TIME IS IT?
17.14

DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Aye.

IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?
It's prices are. No, that's Burger King, isn't it? Ooh, I'm going through such a burger phase at the moment.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
An hour ago.

DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Baths.

IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Wouldn't have thought so.

DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Mmmm, neck kissing....

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
When I'm stressed I'm unnerved, but not afraid.

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Nowt.

CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy. No, crunchy. Crunchy.

CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Only by accident.

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Have you ever ridden ON an ambulance? That's more interesting.

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Oh, fuck off. I don't take drugs like that but that makes me want to snort cocaine off the screen. That would be a challenge.

ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Can be.

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Red. Been at the pute too long.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Aye, it's canny enough innit.

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
No.

HAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE?
Yes, but I was too old for it.

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Piano.

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Ages ago. I was very poor (that's bollocks, I just used to be a cunt when a young teenager)

CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
No.

DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Hell fucking no.

DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Yeah.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Magical thinking.... hell yeah.

ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
Mine isn't.

YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
It's not the fucking tooth fairy, is it?

CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
I remember trying to do it forwards once...

DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
I don't ever make mistkaes.

IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
It's actually colder inside, and am not trying to be funny.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Greggs Pasty.

DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Sometimes.

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW?
Ah, loads.

WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Not really bothered, actually, no, the Woolworths one.

DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Not knowingly.

FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
Dumb, 411.

WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
I'm not sharing my weakness, are you kidding me?