This meme was found during an extended blog-surfing session (you have no idea how much I have wasted today). Happily, I have noticed that half the questions are missing AFTER I finished filling in the fucker. That makes it the most pointless bastard meme ever found in the blogosphere.
Nevertheless, I'm not bitter. Hat-tip to Joyful Mayhem.
1. 4th grade teacher's name:I honestly honestly cannot remember.
2. Last words you said to dad:“Fuck off to Australia, then.” And then he did. Two years ago.
3. Last song you sang:'Case of the Ex' by Mya.
4. Last person you hugged:My lad.
5. Last thing you laughed at:
This morning, when my drinking buddy called my friend "an upright pig", blamed the decline of the Sunderland ship industry on him and then said, "I'm going to do a DNA test on your family, that'll wipe the smile off your face". His insults far more inventive than mine, I feel.
6. Last time you said I don't remember?
Just before. 4th Year teacher thing.
7. Last time you cried:
On Saturday tears were shed, but I'd hardly call it crying. More not getting my own way.
9. What color socks are you wearing:I'm barefoot.
10. What's under your bed:Oh, just stuff.
11. What time did you wake up today:10.30 (what? Day off!)
12. Current Taste:
13. Current hair:Fucking desperate to be straightened. It's actually matted at the back.
15. Current annoyance:You know, you put me on the spot and my mind goes blank!
16. Current longing:That I wasn't so damn restless.
17. Current desktop picture?:
The header on my blog. Am so loving Ellen Von Unwerth at the moment.
26. If you could play any instrument:Wish I could play the piano better.
27. Favorite colors:Grey and blue.
29. How tall are you:5'10''
30. Current favorite word/saying:
"yee know too much"
31. Favorite book:Fed up with being asked that just as much as your fed up with reading it.
32. favorite season:Autumn.
36. What is your career going to be like?
Fucking mint. What my career is going to BE however, I'm not so sure.
37. How many kids do you want:Can't make me!
*HAVE YOU EVER...*
39. Said "I love you" and meant it:yes
40. Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish:No, but Boyfriend tried to stare out a squirrel.
41. Been to New York:
42. Been to Canada:
43. Been to California:
44. Been to Hawaii:
45. Been to Mexico:No
46. Been to China:
48. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day:
52. Do you have a crush on someone:
53. What book are you reading now:
55. What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning:Really have no idea. Does anyone?
56. How many rings before you answer:However long it takes to get to it.
57. Future daughter's names:Chlamydia.
58. Future son's names:
Malcom (that'll teach 'em to be born)
59. What do you sleep with:
Nothing if I can help it. That sounds terrible in light of the previous post! Ah, but it's true.
61. Where are you:Desk.
62. Where do you wish you were:Underneath Boyfriend.
*THE EXTRA STUFF*
67. What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use:Pantene.
69. What clothes do you sleep in:
70. Who is the last person that called you:
71. Where do you want to get married:
Don't really mind, actually. We've had this chat. We're not arsed. I think we just want to be married and not have to be arsed with actually getting married.
72. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be:Be a bit tidier.
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74. Been In Love:
75. Are you timely or always late:
Deliberately late. Hate being kept waiting.
76. Do you have a job:I do
77. Do you like being around people:Heh
78. Best feeling in the world:
The penny dropping with something dead dead hard.
80. Are you a health freak:
82. Are u lonely right now:"u"? And no, I'm not.
THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...*
88. Bought something:Cat litter
89. Gotten Sick:
90. Sang:Yes (Case of the Ex)
91. Said I Love You:
92. Talked To A Friend You Havent Seen In A While:
94. Moved On:From this never ending meme I wish I hadn't started? No.
95. Talked To Someone:Yes.
96. Had a serious talk:Yes, Boyfriend re. job
97. Missed Someone:
98. Hugged Someone:
99. Yelled at Someone:Bound to have... The dog I think. Must have done.
100. Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be With:I did as it happens.